Sunday, November 28, 2010

Quoting Whitman

A conversation with Walt Whitman (1819-1892)

BlogSpot: How do you feel about having an image of yourself on a postage stamp?
Walt Whitman: If you done it, it ain't bragging.

BS: Many consider you one of America's great poets and some call you the Father Of Free Verse. Your thoughts on this, sir?
WW: To have great poets, there must be great audiences.

BS: Your bio indicates you were also a journalist, a teacher, a government clerk, and a volunteer nurse during the Civil War. You seem to have a real connection with the common folk.
WW: I dance with the dancers and drink with the drinkers.

BS: You have obviously written a lot. Do you also like to spend time reading?
WW: A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.

BS: Any thoughts on the current state of world affairs?
WW: Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy.

BS: What do you think the future holds?
WW: The future is no more uncertain than the present.

BS: How do you deal with life on a daily basis?
WW: To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle.

BS: What lessons have you learned?
WW: I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.

BS: What advice would you care to share with our readers?
WW: Be curious, not judgmental. Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Magic Bus

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician. ~Reba McEntire

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Brunch For Two

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny
Title: Brunch For Two
Date Written: November 19, 2010
(Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kit, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

Brunch For Two

Absolutely perplexed when you
Presented the group your killebrew
Gestational madness flowing thru the room
I felt like a bride just meeting her groom
Even now as we speak forth our minds
Cocooned in our blanket that warms as it binds
Prism rainbows shine through the blinds
I'll follow this path wherever it winds
Brunch for two and coffee to swallow
Caffeine and eggs, with sunset to follow
Preachin on Sunday, teachin on Monday
Everyone waits for the magical "one day"
Every so often is never enough
Besides real love, the rest is just fluff.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny
Title: Brunch For Two
Date Written: November 19, 2010
(Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kit, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Fly The Fiendish Skies

Transportation Security Administration At Your Service:
If you don't want to be X-ray scanned or undergo a "thorough" manual search, you may want to rethink flying the friendly skies for the Holidaze. The TSA is warning passengers who enter a checkpoint, and then refuse to undergo inspection, won't be allowed to fly, and also will not be permitted to simply leave the airport. Those folks will be detained on the premises to be questioned by the TSA and local law enforcement. Anyone refusing to cooperate is looking at fines up to $11,000 and possible arrest. Would you like some peanuts and perhaps a blanket?

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Fish Eyes

There seems to be an expanding expansion of buildings that span their space with curved lines. To better compliment the humans that dwell in them, buildings are becoming more organic. By curving or softening the edges, a box becomes more humanoid. Unfortunately, this example of curvaceousness was not caused by the architect, but rather by a fisheye lens.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Butterfly Flutter By


This was one of our fluttering friends during this past summer. T'was a great summer for flowers, bees, gardens, and butterflies. This dude (whom we named Thorax) liked our backyard blend of blossoms. Here he's pictured sitting upon his favorite pincushion. The verbena were also a very popular spot. Then one day, they all just up and left town. I wonder where Thor is now. If you happen to see him, greet him from us.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Firepost

To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world. ~Charles Dudley Warner.

The most tangible of all visible mysteries - fire. ~Leigh Hunt.

A spark neglected makes a mighty fire. ~Robert Herrick.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic. ~Jack Handey.

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure. ~Author Unknown.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Happy Friday

Happy Friday everyone! (unless you live in Australia, where Saturday is the new Friday.) When I think of Fridays (specifically at around 5 PM), I think of beer. It seems like Friday at 5 PM is the perfect time for a cold one. It offers a refreshing liquid combination of Transcendental Meditation and a massage. The only thing better than that first beer after work, is the second. But remember, everything in moderation, including moderation.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

You Thought You Thought

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny
Title: You Thought You Thought
Date Written: October 23, 2010
(Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kit, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

You Thought You Thought

All cramped in the corner bundled in twine
A voice in my head said everything's fine
What you thought you thought was anything but
Deciding to move, I built a grass hut
Reduce it all down to a spot on the sand
No TV, no ads, no place for a brand
Wake up tomorrow, enjoy the rest of your days
We're orbiting still, it's only a phase.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny
Title: You Thought You Thought
Date Written: October 23, 2010
(Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kit, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

Monday, October 18, 2010

World of Solutions

The difference between what we do
and what we are capable of doing
would suffice to solve
most of the world's problems.
--Gandhi

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Jail Fail

Lindsay Lohan is heading back to jail. She failed a mandatory drug test. When her test came up positive she started cheering. Then someone told her that positive is not good. Then she denied she was Lindsay Lohan. She asked for her personal assistant and some coffee. She then wanted to immeditately go to the Hard Rock Hotel. The judge said another failed drug test would mean another 30 days (and nights) in jail. She should have a lot of time to study for her next drug test. Good luck and sweet dreams.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Blowing Wild

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny

Title: Blowing Wild
Date Written: April 1, 2010
(Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

Blowing Wild

A windy gust set my mind blowing wild
Ideas were flying into brainstorms high-styled
It was like Lady Gaga had hijacked the air
Take over control of the whole affair
Expecting to influence the whys and the whats
Inspecting in sequence all the opens and shuts
Quite suddenly I knew I was about to slip
Big waves knocked us to the back of the ship
Where a laughing deckhand offered a strange brew
Now we're well-grounded, all is straight and true
Eyes to the horizon behind rose-colored glasses
Time spent with you seems to flow like molasses
A velvety compound we knead into dough
We need to know how big will it grow.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny

Title: Blowing Wild
Date Written: April 1, 2010
(Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, etc.)
Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Plant Plans

Johnnny: Plan your plants and plant your plans.
Kitz: Plant your work and work your plants.
Johnnny: Love your work and work your love.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Dehydrated Water


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If things are too dry in your area
consider buying some dehydrated water.
If things are too wet in your area
consider using dehydrated water.
Either way, it's a good idea!
buy dehydrated water

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Congratulations

Congratulations!
Today you're the oldest you've ever been,
and the youngest you will ever be.
Clink & Drink.