Saturday, November 20, 2010

Fly The Fiendish Skies

Transportation Security Administration At Your Service:
If you don't want to be X-ray scanned or undergo a "thorough" manual search, you may want to rethink flying the friendly skies for the Holidaze. The TSA is warning passengers who enter a checkpoint, and then refuse to undergo inspection, won't be allowed to fly, and also will not be permitted to simply leave the airport. Those folks will be detained on the premises to be questioned by the TSA and local law enforcement. Anyone refusing to cooperate is looking at fines up to $11,000 and possible arrest. Would you like some peanuts and perhaps a blanket?


Amanda said...

Nothing wrong with getting diddled every now and then. Who cares if it's by someone wearing a tacky uniform and rubber gloves, who likes to call you "sir". Then again, I forgot how morally strict and righteous Americans are.

Johnnny said...

Human beings
(of which I am two
(since we're a Gemimi))
certainly have a knack
of adapting
to changing
external stimuli.
We all would do best
to get used to
the new normal.

Johnnny said...

From one Johnnny to another:
You say Gemimi,
I say Gemini,
You sometimes typa typo,
I often fix them.