Sky Fall

Fall Sky

Halfway tween summer & winter

Orange pumpkin sky hovers above

Big treehouse for lucky insiders

Old landmark trees are big providers

More uses than we can think of.

Lump Of Coal

Is there a Baa Humbug type person on your shopping list? Are you looking for a few alternative ideas to giving someone a lump of coal? Here is a Top Twenty list of gift ideas to make someone scratch their head wondering if this gift is for real, or was it intended to say: Baa Humbug?

20. A live vole.

19. Smelling salts.

18. Hockey puck.

17. One automobile gas cap.

16. Dulcolax tablets.

15. Full can of lighter fluid.

14. Two-pack of super glues.

13. A hand mirror.

12. Small bag of Quikset concrete.

11. Roll of duct tape.

10. Map of Wyoming. [+]

9. Coarse sand paper.

8. Bottle of wart remover liquid.

7. Large jar of mayonnaise.

6. Roll of Canadian pennies.

5. Packet of 200 cable binders.

4. One fork.

3. Box of parakeet food. [+]

2. Gift card to a funeral home.

1. Half can of orange paint.

Rhyme With Orange

Tis quite easy to rhyme with apple:

Snapple, chapel and also grapple.

But who could ever rhyme with Or'ange?

Let's go ask Mr. Julian Ass'ange.