Simple Delight

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Simple Delight.
Date Written: February 10, 2007.
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{Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, and so on and so forth.}

Title: Simple Delight.

The cheese melted quickly, like
Warming glaciers wet in the sun
Blinding, I was a deer in the headlights
Can't see between the lines on your face
Like old lace, they embrace your fast pace
Hug my brain to shock some ideas out
From beneath the cobwebs' sticky grip
Kiss the spider woman as she spins me
I am a package in her cluttered warehouse
Box me up, don't bring us down around
Bonfires in backyards where leaves flutter
Picture yourself on a path leading to
Chinese wisdom and peacepipes shared
Amongst strangers in the night, no fright
Just a simple delight, like knowing you're right
No regrets in the end. Balance your life
On a solid gold scale, dipping and teetering
What's the point, if we can't have a little fun.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Simple Delight.
Date Written: February 10, 2007
Copyright © 2009. All rights reserved.
{Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, and so on and so forth.}

American Idol Notes 2

American Idol Notes. February 25, 2009.

Idol Notes:

1. Jasmine Murray - not too bad. vocal=6 look=7.

2. Matt Giraud - weird weak vibrato voice. vocal=5 look=6.

3. Jeannine Vailes - terribly painful. vocal=3 look=4.

4. Nick/Norman Gentle? - entertaining but not serious. vocal=x look=x.

5. Allison Irahetta - good but annoying. vocal=8 look=6.

6. Kris Allen - ok. not best singer. good effort. vocal=6 look=7.

7. Megan Joy Corkrey - nice tone. like her except for tattoo. vocal=7 look=8.

8. Matt Breitzke - uncomfortably boring. vocal=6 look=5.

9. Jessie Langseth - ok. weird. too cool. vocal=6 look=7.

10. Kai Kalama - want to like him. not great. vocal=5 look=6.

11. Mishavonna Henson - really liked it a lot. vocal=8 look=8.

12. Adam Lambert - smirky screamer. weird high voice. vocal=4 look=2.

Predictions:

3rd place..........Kai Kalama

2nd place..........Megan Joy Corkrey!

1st place..........Mishavonna Henson!

Budget Inn Express

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Budget Inn Express
Date Written: November, 2006.
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{Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kitz, and so on and so forth.}

I knew when we checked in
I'd be glad to check out again
Quite frankly, after a long drive
The car tried to steer away from that dive
After a couple beers or more
Our expectations flew right out the door
Expedia.com didn't show a picture of this place
So Johnnny felt like he had egg on his face
Wait for the pending busload of bums
To pick over the remaining slums
Room 149
It wasn't divine
Til Morgan showed up with his rums.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Budget Inn Express
(Grand Forks, North Dakota)
Date Written: November, 2006.
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{Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kitz, and so on and so forth.}

Christmas Interruptis

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Christmas Interruptis.
Date Written: December 2, 2006.
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{Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, and so on and so forth.}

Title: Christmas Interruptis.

Wandering aimlessly, lost in a field
I couldn't remember if your letter was sealed
A wave of emotion surged through my torso
The King wanted less, but the Queen thought more-so
Mockingbirds sang to the light in the east
While turkeys were roasting, for the big feast
Abruptly aborted, the plan was not hatched
Christmas Interruptis, the ball was not catched
The Queen, in a rage, ate a platefull of cheese
While mice in the den put on the squeeze
Chaos did erupt, like volcanoes on crack
Yearning and burning, I'll give it a smack
Intensely deficient, we searched endlessly
Using some scotch and some gin, and mixing blendlessly
The edges came loose, the seams pulled away
My clothes don't fit me, too much sorbet
"Hey man, take a left, there's a cop on the right"
So, stay out of jail, and to all, a good night!

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Christmas Interruptis.
Date Written: December 2, 2006.
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{Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, and so on and so forth.}

American Idol Notes

American Idol Notes. February 17, 2009.


Idol Notes:

1. Jackie Tohn - annoyingly clownish. vocal=6 look=3.
2. Ricky Braddy Bunch - ok. no star quality. vocal=7 look=7.
3. Alexis Grace - previous "early favorite". still is. vocal=8.5 look=8.
4. Brent Keith - forgettable country singer. vocal=5 look=6.
5. Stevie Wright - nervously terrible. vocal=3 look=4.
6. Anoop Desai - likeable but wrong song. not his best. vocal=6 look=8.
7. Casey Carlson - have a nice modeling career. vocal=4 look=4.
8. Michael Sarva - ok but poor performance. vocal=6 look=5.
9. Ann Marie - ok as a hotel singer. vocal=7 look=8.
10. Stephen Fowler - wrong song. pitchy. corny. vocal=6 look=7.
11. Tatiana Del Toro - almost quite good but lacks style. vocal=7 look=5.
12. Danny Gokie - caused tears & tingles. sounded pro. vocal=8.5 look=7.

Predictions:
3rd place..........Anoop Desai
2nd place..........Alexis Grace!
1st place..........Danny Gokie!

Sum of the Parts

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Sum of the Parts.
Date: February 12, 2009.
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{Line 1: Kit, Line 2: Johnnny, and so on and so forth.}



Sum of the Parts.

I tied my shoes and set out on my way
On the surface, it seemed like any other day
Until I discovered the maze I was in
Bodies that once seemed fat, now a bit thin
Without a clock we waited for the sun
Everyone agrees that it's time for some fun
So let down your hair and shake it up
Share the same bed at night and in the morn the same cup
When two become one it's something real
Equations aren't always something you feel
How can you predict the sum of the parts
Perhaps you'd like to join the Queen for some tarts
Her minstels' notes floating through the air
It's all ferris wheel music at the County Fair.


An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Sum of the Parts.
Date: February 12, 2009.
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Jetsam and Flotsam

An Add-On Adventure by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Jetsam and Flotsam.
Date: February 4, 2009.
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Snick snack paddy wack, give your dog a bone from the body that's been stuck under your bungalow mansion built on a gold mine near the scene that was thrown by your crazy uncle. He was the first person to show why we ought not attempt to walk on coals when s'mores are roasting. More or less you do what you got a mind of your own to get done, like collecting Marie Osmond dolls or signing up for every medical research lab you can until the pressure floors you and birds make nests in places we didn't know existed. It's almost time to plan your funeral, so pick a coffin with stereo. In one ear and out your mother's brother. Why is there a poker in my eye that burns like a stomach ache begotten of spices from India ground by Gandhi in an alley full of giants rats.
Sororities and frats know the meaning of party. They found the definition on a bathroom wall. Don't be ascared of the person in the closet who knows all your secrets like a fly on cow dung. The meaning of life for you, as a person, is questionable; a theory that needs to be peeled through by layers. Onions and opinions, everyone gots 'em, jetsam and flotsam, afloat in a muddied stream of consciousness. Think of now as the perfect time for a long, cool drink from the fountain of wisdom. Wise up. Think straight. Act like a tiger just about to pounce on the world with giant paws.

An Add-On Adventure
by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Jetsam and Flotsam.
Date: February 4, 2009.
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All rights reserved.

Cabana Time

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Cabana Time.
Date: February 2, 2009.
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Cabana Time.

Hola and welcome homa to our place
My toes hit the sand, a smile on my face
Cabana time by wave fest with you
The sun our old friend, the pelicans too
Familiarity feels good like a vacation should
The vista's language is well understood
Out on the balcony we'll spend most of our time
The air will be sweet, the cervezas with lime
Taxi by water or land to downtown
Your face in the fireworks is beautifully brown
Go to our favorites or find someplace new
The breeze in our hair, the sea stretching blue
Live in the present, what a great place to be
I'm yours and you're mine, aquí or allí.

An Add-On Poem by Kit & Johnnny.
Title: Cabana Time.
Date: February 2, 2009.
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{Line 1: Johnnny, Line 2: Kitz, and so on and so forth.}
Note: For more information about Velas Vallarta (pictured above), click on the "Hi There" picture at the top right. Thanks and Good Luck.