Welcome to Johnnny's World
Who do I have to F to get a Heineken?
Look deep into the glass
Who is your Daddy, and what does he Do?!
After getting tired of trimming his nose hairs, Johnnny tried to burn them off.
When Johnny wants the woman, Johnny takes the woman.
You vill confess, and you vill confess NOW!
The next person to take a pull from this bong was Michael Phelps.
Like Shakespeare said: ``drink to me with thine eyes''!!!
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